Martial Art Class

Martial Art Class, a set on Flickr. Images captured by MC News Photographer Ryan Santana

Kid expressed his enjoyment of Ms Blackwater's martial arts gym class. He spoke of fitness training with different types of warm-ups, including jogging, star jumps and press-ups. The class consisted of combat techniques including head strikes, rib punch, low kicks and leg-sweeps as an efficient disabling technique. His spoke of some difficulties with the chi-manipulation exercise due to background noise and interruptive fighting and arguments in the public dojo during meditation. But all in all, an excellent class he thought, however disturbing he found Ms Blackwater's imagery of young puppies happily fornicating at the heart of a violent twister. Nevertheless, he has asked his mother to prepare him a batch of cupcakes for Ms Blackwaters as his martial arts homework. An odd task indeed, one must assume there is a hidden test in there... somewhere.